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[kittycaterer]

Noctis Caelum

"You got Noctis. Do the thing."

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[mercurio]

i've never even been to a girl's room

[kittycaterer]

neither have i
hi-five

[mercurio]

20/21 and a virgin is not something to hi-five about.....sighs
(lowkey hi5s)

maybe it's for the best

[kittycaterer]

figured the positive spin might help
turns out i was wrong
kinda surprised youre a virgin tbh

[mercurio]

uhh ??? it's me
prompto

[kittycaterer]

and?

[mercurio]

...

do you think i would do okay if i wanted to date someone?

[kittycaterer]

[ So... He partly remembers the weird conversation he had with Rosalind after way too many drinks. Not a lot. But enough to know why that text message makes him feel a little weird.

Noct keeps it together, though. Or thinks he is. ]

yeah
i think youd be a great boyfriend...

[mercurio]

hmmm..

[kittycaterer]

there someone you interested in?

[mercurio]

that's what i was thinking
no one comes to mind

[kittycaterer]

[ Why is that a relief? ]

what about that one girl you went on a date with?

[mercurio]

i'm afraid she's just imagining me as a corpse so she can clean me up after i die

[kittycaterer]

[ okay, good segue into humor because he's starting to get nervous over here and it's not fun. ]

what?
not into that?
there goes my pitch

[ Wait. NO. ]

[mercurio]

well since you asked nicely i'll tell pitou you get dibs on necrophilia attempts
lmao dude

[kittycaterer]

im flattered to even be up for consideration for that
lmao

[ Because it's a joke! Haha! He totally wasn't joke-hitting on you in the worst way with the worst kind of humor. What are you DOING?]

[mercurio]

this conversation went places
lock it with your encryption codes so no one ever sees this shit

[kittycaterer]

i encrypted your phone ages ago
Ive seen the shit you look up

[mercurio]

WHaT

[kittycaterer]

dude
that literally means i just installed secrurity measures so no one hacks you

[mercurio]

oh but you're not on my phone /right now/?

[kittycaterer]

no
im not gonna pry into your life
i just installed software to keep it safe
literally a fast move didnt even access your phone beyond plugging it in

[mercurio]

not gonna lie my blood ran cold

[kittycaterer]

sorry
thought it'd keep your info safe

[mercurio]

no don't apologize for /that/!
i just thought that you literally could see what i had searched in the idk past 24 hours
because whooooooooboy