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[kittycaterer]

Noctis Caelum

"You got Noctis. Do the thing."

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7/1 post-retrospec network post

[mercurio]

guess i gotta formally welcome you to this retrospec mess
we all hate jim and our eyes are no longer cerulean orbs of perfection
nice to have you on my team buddy

[kittycaterer]

jumped at the chance to be my first huh?
youve never had "cerulean orbs of perfection" what the hell are you talking about

[mercurio]

always dude
you know blue?? come on! of course you know that!

[kittycaterer]

as if i have paid attention to the color of your eyes

[ The next message comes in a delay, as if he thought about it. ]

theyre grey right?

[mercurio]

nuhuh they're /blue/

[kittycaterer]

they are not
stop messing with me

[mercurio]

are you telling me
that the first time you saw me after waking up
was me with grey eyes??

[kittycaterer]

yes because they're grey

[mercurio]

what's your eye colour?

[kittycaterer]

blue
dont see your point

[ Clearly someone hasn't paid attention. ]

1/2

[mercurio]

send me a selfie
eyes open!
show me those dark blue eyes of yours

[mercurio]

or should i say............./grey/

[kittycaterer]

no

[ In truth, he's self conscious. But he'll play this off as him not wanting to play into Prompto's game ]

[mercurio]

i'll give you the scepter of the crystal caverns if they're blue
i know you're behind so imagine that bonus against all the high level bosses

[kittycaterer]

are you bribing me to keep up your dumb game?
keep going

[mercurio]

i also got like a hundred spare earrings i could sell for a load of goal
dunno what the hell to do with them

[kittycaterer]

[ DAMN IT.

Noctis sighs, falling back on his bed. He just woke up from a nap, and he's been sitting in bed the whole time. Not a good day to get out of bed. Definitely a bad pain and well-being day for sure.

Noctis doesn't say anything, and he holds the phone up to take a selfie. And god, is he a mess today. It's far enough that he doesn't notice initially when he takes a picture, all messy-haired, pale, and with baggy, dark circles under his eyes.

He sends it without fully inspecting. The next response comes at another slight delay when he notices that his eyes are also grey. ]

what the hell?

[mercurio]

LOLLLLL TOOK YOU A WHILE
nice zombie look tho

[kittycaterer]

shut up
i cant believe i just wasted time arguing about eye color
wtf though what happened?

[mercurio]

we don't have green nor blue! it sucks
we can get them back though
sora and i are gonna do a kickstarter kind of thing with dog walking
wanna help?

ah well you'll see all about it on the network soon enough
team cerulean orbs?

[kittycaterer]

uh sure
not today, right?

[mercurio]

you don't need to walk any of them!
just hang out with me yeah?
i'll make sure you get some vitamin d in you

[kittycaterer]

today isnt a good day

[mercurio]

are you okay?

[kittycaterer]

youre worried
stop that