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Noctis Caelum

"You got Noctis. Do the thing."

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[originallutece]

[. . . oh. Well.

Honestly, after the mess with Sena, she's not all that thrown. Like, she's not happy, but it's also not a description of her imagining Fawkes beneath her desk, and frankly she'll take what she can get.]

Oh, hush. That was hardly graphic.

[kittycaterer]

does it have to be?
god
gross

[ Listen, this is a bad day. ]

[originallutece]

[Well, if he's gonna be like that . . .]

You realize I've had sex in my apartment, yes? Many times.

[kittycaterer]

[ WHY IS THIS HAPPENING ]

look facts are facts
doesn't mean i actively think about it
or want to

[originallutece]

And yet here we are.

This is a horrid way for me to bring him up to you, but given we're discussing it: I ought to introduce you to my boyfriend at some point. Though you may already know him.

[kittycaterer]

now i know why you're a doctor in science
and not for the human brain
jeez

yeah im cool for that

[ a minute later: ]

he good to you?

[originallutece]

Going to defend me if he isn't?

[kittycaterer]

oh sure
not sure if you noticed but im ripped

1/2

[originallutece]

Yes, I can hardly recognize you from the boy a month ago.

But yes. Fawkes is very, very good to me.

[originallutece]

In and out of bed.

[kittycaterer]

[ ..............

End him, please. ]

this is how trauma starts
hope you know

[originallutece]

That's what we're focusing on? Not the fact I'm dating my former assistant, that's the thing you're hyperfixating on?

[kittycaterer]

i had no idea he was your assistant
can we adjust this convo and cut out the intimacy junk
this is weird

[originallutece]

Sorry, what precise bits are you looking to cut out?

[kittycaterer]

i already specified don't make me say it again
you're like my mom
which makes this worse

[originallutece]

[A little pause.]

Then you choose what you want to hear about him, if you've any questions.

[kittycaterer]

im not exactly an expert on romance
so long as he treats you well im sure hes great
he a giant nerd like you?

[originallutece]

A giant nerd like you, actually, he was your competition in the cosplay contest.

[kittycaterer]

no such thing

oh, that guy
didnt talk to him but he seems cool

[originallutece]

And looks good in a skirt, yes.

[. . .]

I don't suppose you saw a seven-foot-tall man with silver hair during all that monster fighting nonsense, did you?

[kittycaterer]

uh
no?
honestly i was pretty distracted that day
why

[originallutece]

He looks like that at times.

[kittycaterer]

i can't believe that isn't even weird to me anymore

[originallutece]

Well. You took this far better than I thought you would.

[kittycaterer]

lol
what did you think would happen?