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[kittycaterer]

Noctis Caelum

"You got Noctis. Do the thing."

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[kittycaterer]

[ SIGH. ]

what kind of crap were you reading?

[mercurio]

so i'm trying to find some sweet sweet innocent romance fic for the princess and the mercenary knight
you know from king's hero
idk i just wanted to read about them they got really good chemistry together
and it spiralled real fast
ABO-verse
but of the mercenary knight and the bowman that lives in the woods
holy shit

[kittycaterer]

don't those things usually have warnings posted on them before you read them?
i dont need any details you can stop there

[mercurio]

i didn't heed them
mpreg is weird dude
also don't google what knotting is
i
you need to suffer with me

[kittycaterer]

i just said i didnt need details
im going to start putting my phone on silent
or blocking you
not sure what option is more viable

[mercurio]

it was 10 chapters long and i read all of them

[ignoring]

[kittycaterer]

do you stick your tongue on a street lamp when its cold, too?

[ what the fuck is wrong with you? ]

[mercurio]

okay that's weird you said you didn't remember anything

[kittycaterer]

[ Prompto can't see it, but Noctis literally just smacked his palm to his face. ]

im going back to bed

[mercurio]

...........could you at least tell me something nice so like
i can go to sleep without nightmares
or something

[kittycaterer]

[ OH MY GOD. ]

sure
next time you come over, everything in this apartment will be child-proofed

[mercurio]

that's not a blessing

[kittycaterer]

i'll be sure to install parental locks on your internet
since that's where we are now.

[mercurio]

shit
i forgot you're a hack wizard
i'm just gonna need to clean out my entire computer and phone before you touch any of them ok

[kittycaterer]

[ Oh dear god. That remark alone has Noctis absolutely put-off by the idea of even touching Prompto's computer.

Yeah. No. He's done with this conversation. Time to shut him down. ]

MSG: 3590
This number is no longer accepting messages.
Please contact your service provider for any questions.

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This message has been checked for viruses by CAELUM ANTIVIRUS software.
https://rww.caelumsecurityinc.com/wall
(End)

[ Yes. He typed that all out. ]

[mercurio]

ARE YOU HACKING ME RIGHT NOW

[kittycaterer]

MSG: 3590
This number is no longer accepting messages.
Please contact your service provider for any questions.

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This message has been checked for viruses by CAELUM ANTIVIRUS software.
https://rww.caelumsecurityinc.com/wall
(End)

[ HE'LL KEEP GOING. ]

[mercurio]

why is this the same message number

[kittycaterer]

MSG: 3590 < Identification MSG ID Idiot
This number is no longer accepting messages.
Please contact your service provider for any questions.


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This message has been checked for viruses by CAELUM ANTIVIRUS software.
https://rww.caelumsecurityinc.com/wall
(End)

[mercurio]

you're totally sending this yourself aren't you

[kittycaterer]

MSG: 9001
This number is no longer accepting messages from Prompto Argentum.
Please stop texting me.

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This message has been checked for viruses by CAELUM ANTIVIRUS software.
https://rww.caelumsecurityinc.com/wall
(End)

[mercurio]

loll it's over 9000!!!
ok ok i'll stop thanks for hearing me out
beach tomorrow?

[kittycaterer]

if i even wake up on time
since you insist on keeping me up late

[mercurio]

i'll let you sleep in
and sleep now i'm gonna do that too
night dude

[kittycaterer]

night prom