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[kittycaterer]

"You got Noctis. Do the thing."

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[kittycaterer]

[ Look, he's gonna have to even that playing field a bit more because Noctis is totally in a moment of weakness right now. Moreso than he should be, but the last thing Gladio says has his eyes widening and his brows raising a bit. ]

Fake it?

[ Oh gods. No, no Luna would totally tell him if he wasn't good. Right? Or would she try to shield his feelings? The prince tries very hard not to look mortified, but he surprisingly is? Somehow being superior at sex is a big deal now?????

[manspreading]

[ Ah, Noct... you poor child. Maybe you'll hear that story one day after all. For now, Gladio laughs, throwing an arm over Noct's shoulder. ]

Hey, don't worry about it. I'm sure Lady Lunafreya'd tell you if you weren't up to snuff.

[ I mean, what does Gladio know? Nothing. He's got no clue what kind of lady Luna is. Maybe she'd take pity on him, but no one wants to hear that. Then again, Noct probably won't want to hear the rest of what Gladio has to say, either. But he's gonna say it all with a straight face. ]

You know how it works with women, right? You can't just stick your dick in 'em, you gotta use your hands and help them feel good too. Don't be stingy.

[ This tag is a disaster. ]