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[kittycaterer]

Noctis Caelum

"You got Noctis. Do the thing."

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[customcup]

well
shit.
you could use the noodles then.
i've got these cookies too, apparently they're magic healing cookies. which isn't code for drugs, unfortunately.
idk if they'll do anything but i burned myself in the kitchen the other day and they cleared it up instantly.

[Honestly, they probably won't, since they supposedly only have minor healing properties, but they're really good cookies regardless.]

[kittycaterer]

dont even joke
id kill for a special brownie
then maybe i could actually sleep

[ But he's willing to try the cookie. Anything, really. ]

you dont have to do this you know

[customcup]

lol man
i'll keep that in mind next time i bring treats then.

[Gladio narrows his eyes at his phone. All this "you don't have to do this" and "don't you have anything better to do".]

do you fight everyone who tries to visit you so hard?
doesn't seem like a good plan for staying sane in there.

[kittycaterer]

[ This is hard, okay???? ]

its not that just
i didnt exactly give you a reason to want to spend time with me

[customcup]

why
you seem like a cool dude and we both kinda know each other already
plus, you know...
the past life thing.

[kittycaterer]

yeah...
guess youre right

[ Why does he feel guiltier? ]

[customcup]

dude lighten up.
i remembered your order for this, just be excited.

[After a second's pause:]

worst thing about taking public transport: random people giving out life advice.

[kittycaterer]

[ He's grateful Gladio can't see the face he makes. Embarrassed. But Noctis is incredibly thankful that Gladio changes the subject. ]

well was it good advice

[customcup]

it was useless, thanks.
just some guy who had too many mimosas at brunch telling me i should cut my hair as usual.

[kittycaterer]

lmao
try getting that from strangers and everyone else you surround yourself with

[customcup]

i knew you'd understand.
thanks stranger, you just guaranteed my next hair cut will come at least six months later than already planned.

[kittycaterer]

hell give it a year
i would have made it that far if i didnt lose a bet with dr lutece

[customcup]

god. sounds like her.
let's call it now.
no hair cuts 2018. a month late but i'd say that's close enough.
you in?

[kittycaterer]

[ Boyfriend and surrogate-mom be damned. ]

oh yeah im in
and im avoiding all bets
we shake on it when you get here

[customcup]

fuck yes.
if i was a drunk idiot i'd tell this drunk idiot i now have a sworn oath to grow my luscious locks but i'm not.
i have to switch buses this stop anyway.

[kittycaterer]

write this somewhere on the bus
#nohaircuts2018

[customcup]

do i look like the kind of guy who walks around with an extra sharpie on him?
don't answer that
i just found a sharpie in my bag

[kittycaterer]

[ Okay, that actually gets him to laugh. ]

small miracles
i can name a few people weve easily pissed off just now

[customcup]

worth it.
#nohaircuts2018 is going viral and i can finally let my hair down.

[kittycaterer]

ill be a free spirit in
i guess a month or so
carry the legacy until then

[customcup]

so it's up to me then. i'll shoulder this burden.
but you're not gonna let your jail time make you indifferent to the cause.
you better come out ready to roll.

[kittycaterer]

the clink is all i know gladio
life on the outside is foreign to me

[customcup]

hell no.
you better hit the ground running and make up for your time away.
i'll get you one of your $50 intestinal travesties for the occasion.

[kittycaterer]

i think youve seen enough travesties
much less that kind
but hey if youre prepared for it fine
ill earn my place on the wall again

[customcup]

it's worth the sacrifice to see a true master of spice on his feet again.
sup i'm at the hospital now, which floor is it again?